This is room for the Spasic Brothers AIM away message quote of the week------this week,
Im not here right now Im off starting a revolution in my head thats right im changing the way I think, but wait maybe Im just crazy... or your crazy. What? Is it wrong to fall in love with a small woodland creature? Is it right that clocks turn clockwise? Maybe were all wrong and this whole world in my head is wrong. The constelations that are my thoughts, the black holes that are my dreams
the supernova that consumes me...this star has died.
I have a plan! We will pick a day and gather a large rally together similar to the million man march only we will all bring our computers along we will meet at the closest rail road bridge and one by one throw the damn things off the bridge cause im sure your computer is just as belligerent as mine! It seem as though now that everyone has grown so attached to their computers a relized what they are capable of doing the computers feel they are free to do what they want! I DONT THINK SO! WE MUST FIGHT BACK!-dave
Well Im not here im suffering a leg injury beyond repair but perhaps Jesus can fix it but oh wait its his birthday (on vacation now). Ahh but it actually isnt his birthday it's truly in April which while I'm at it I'd like to add that the calendar is fucked up HeyZues was actually born in the year 6 B.C. damn cant people get anything right. Ohh shit im cured well gonna shower now to wash away my sins be but since im perfect i just need to wash for cleanliness deal with it!!! Be back in a few lata.
--Nick
Im away thinking or at least trying to.Why?Cause I recently graduated and I'm wondering...What to do now?Should I try to save the world?Should I try to destroy the world?Should I just take it over and make you people my slaves?Or should I follow my destiny... sit back drink a beer and become a middle aged loser that beats his wife, watches porn and football while not workin at his underpaid overworked job makin buttons for elevators with toxic materials that destroy the enviroment and my sanity- Dave
If you want to reach me in the next 8 hours you can only do so in a few ways so I wish you luck: A) Goto China dig a hole through the center of the Earth till you get to my bed B) Find intelligent life in Antarctica and ask them where my house is C) Goto England find out that the Mona Lisa is fuckin tiny and then swim to the Americas where u'll find a country filled with cement. Find the right cement path and take it till u get here. Get pissed of cuz the whole time it was a stone throw away. Love, Nikola
im studying or at least tying to im actually just staring at this book wondering what asshole thought this shit up and what idiot thought it was sooooo damn important that i should have to waste my fuckin time learning it well hopefully you dont become that stupid in the future
I'm obviously not here so you will have to locate me some other way i suggest you break into the pentagon and hack their satalite tracking system it will most likely be labled satalite tracking system in large red letters I am already under 24 hour servalence as a result of my large pomagranet smuggling corporation once you have located me you may want to send me a message i recomend attatching a note to a land air missle and aiming it for me like most US missles it will miss and hit little children
"im away on vacation in Paytonsville staying with a nice amish family eating grits and kissing hairy girls to contact me you could write a note and attach it to a ballon then let and fly away and if is really important fate will guid that ballon to me or you could say what you want to tell me to some one else and then say pass it on and if everyone does in theory eventually it will get to me who knows how it might change along the way though well ohh yeah im away"- Dave Spasic
Nick Baird Quote of the Weeks
Nick to the paramedics--"My daddy nicknamed me hairy nipples!"-paramedic--"Right"-- Nick Baird aka Dirty
" I used to be afraid of the clit, now I dont mess with the shit"- Nick Baird
"This is drunk!!!"- Zack aka Tom Green
All the cheerleaders get group rate abortions just before the prom!-Dave Spasic
"Strumming the clitar"-Billy
"The Earth came from a Vagina"- Liz
"Go fuck your mothers cornbread!"- Pim Jon
"Quit wistleing dixie""But it's the time for spring fling and the such"- Dave to The British Canadian
"Its not a RATTAIL! ....its a Spirt Braid!"- Emily Schrock(about the star wars hottie hayden christiansen guy)
"MARARAMEN!"-Hippie Ben
"It smells like my dirty mexican stalker Sanchez!"- Beaver Cheeze
"I hunt Hippies"- Pimp Jon
I liked this quote so much its on the site twice in case you missed it----
"Yes, I am better than a lot of people, and no im not scared to say that...least i have balls unlike a lot of people in this world...Yes, my car is a character car, and yes it is better t han yours, i mean cmon its yello and its name is The Storm...and i am soo sick of black person lotion, you may not think there is "black person" lotion but i learned the other that there is when it was thrown all over my door...and remember sex, its fun"- George W. Bain
"Thats regod damn diculous"- Dave Ayling
"I question answers."- Matt Bradley
"I question questions"-Dave Spasic
"I think were gonna have to agree to disagree on this one", "No, your mom fucked a gimp, thats why your brother has a lazy eye!"- The Amish Mullet
"Black kids and giaraffs, it must be Africa!!!"- Liz Amazuring
" Dont use bullshitting as an excuse to commit Social Intercourse!"- KW
"Akron, the Canada of Ohio"--- The Amish Mullet
" If it came from Natalie, it's beautiful"..."My hocker is cute!!!!"- Natalie
" But it's Hugemungous!!!"-Bart
" But I married the brother of the most popular magician in the south!"- Captain Rj
" I MISSED NEW YEARS!!"- Whitney Hickman ( lol, just cause she didnt see the ball drop!)
" I think your mom needs to go fuck a clown!"- The Amish Mullet
" Does it taste like band aids?"- Natalie
"the bottom line is you and me just doesn't work for me and that's all that really matters"- Robert
"hitfuckermotherassholedamnjesuschristsuperstarcuntface!"- Robert
