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Hey guys! Thats right, I have added yet another page to my page of quotes, this time i have added a page called College Kids Say the Darndest things! Check it weekly for the Dave Spascic AIM this week it is brought to us by his brother, Nick. Also, since it is teh holidays and all, I thought that I would share something i experienced while at Chappel Hill Mall yesterday HIM, thats right, Jolly Ol Saint Nick himself. Wondering what the big deal is? Well, I have of course never met the real santa before but that santa i saw yesterday was black! Thats I saw Blac Santa!!! Im so glad a mall decided to get rid of boring, old, evryday santa and get black santa, I t gives me the holiday spirit all over again.- andrea |
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Here you'll learn some boss quotes, cool sayings from personal friends of mine. Keep checking the web site for boss updates and new George quotes! This page is a supporter of great music, films and great fun, and oh yeah shagging, and is brought to you by the color Yellow." EAT DRINK AND BE MERRY!" and remember, when the funk hits the fan, take cover, and get your grove on! or as George would say " SUCK IT UP!"
On this page and this page only will you read the " George Bain Quote of the Week!" something that should inspire, and both offend many people.
Memorable Bain quotes-" You can't by this shit at a shit store!"
" She is dirt, and I walk on dirt!"
" Some guys just dont have that romantic side, I'd like to think that I have it, and that it can only get better!"
" Nobody plays George Bain!"
"Nobody gets horney in my house!!!"
" If I was in a shower, naked with a girl, i would f*@K her
brains out!"
"I piss on your religion!"
" Mine is like the size of a cammel toe, no a moose knuckle. Give me a ruler, no, a yard stick!"
" i don't care if it's two inches, or 7 inches, i'ts my boy, and it can do damage!"
Here you wiil also find inspiring quotes from Ted Nugent himself. Thats right, THE NUGE! Quote of the week --" I am convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt, it is for you. I am convinced hunting will make you a better person. Hunting will wake up the beast within. The myriad of emotions & lessons from each hunt will drive your overall life's level of awareness to heretofore unimagined heights. I know this. I want this for you. You will rock harder. You will liv bigger. You will luv more intensely. You will soar with eagles on hi!! "
Favorable quotes-"life begins at point a, and ends at point b, kick maximum ass!"
" If you don't believe in the ten commandments or the constitution, then you got a problem!- withthe Nuge
" Guns dont kill people, people kill people!"
" Hunt with your kids, instead of hunting for your kids!"
" I like animals...their delicious!"
"You wan't to cure AIDS, cut it out assholes!"
Check back weekly for more insightful quotes from The Nuge.
Be sure to vote for George and his manly phisique at amihotornot.com!
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" Oh lordy be, i look like such a chach in a cowboy hat and with my guitar"- thats me in my room (thanks to Ben Mazur for the pic)
Ouote of the Week-"My guitar is like my whore, I make love to it everyday"-The British Canadian
" Procrastination is like masturbation. It's all good till you realize, your just screwing yourself!"- Nicole
"My daddy nicknamed me harry nipples!"- The Amish Mullet
" Malls make me horny! and grocery stores and warehouses!all the people and the clothes! womans bras, oh man, the grocery store, mmm mac and cheese!"- Matt Bradley
" For a second there Jaron looked like a woman with a perm.. He looked like a middleaged lady"-BGD
" My life is one big hypocracy!"- Alex
"Without opposition, everything would be perfect"- The Amish Mullet
" Life is one big grade, one big giant F for failure"- me
" No you go eat a dick you gay mother f$%cker!"- The Amish Mullet
"Sometimes, when im drunk. I like to take a small thing like this and pretend it's a diving board, and that im really small and i jump into the 40, and im swimming, and drinking the beer"- Jeff
"I don't hurt kids, i give them what they deserve!"-K.W.
" Dont jock the Natty!"- Brandon
"I'm black. What the fuck am I going to be? A gorilla? Nightime?"- Teon
" If it's gay, he's got it!!"- Van the Pimp ( names changed to protect the ambiguous)
" I feel like suck!"- Heather
" Your face is unnessesary!!!"- Really angry sorority chick
" We have more of a right to be here more than you do!!"- angry sorority chick
"You want o fucking start something bitch!!"- REALLY angry sorority chick
" Santa hates virgins"- The Amish Mullet
" I masterbate with the Devil" - Juplina
"We should just breed vampires"
" Instead of breast milk, we should just feed the blood to babies"
"If I was ugly, I wouldn't have any freinds"- Rachel Smith
" She looked up his Kilt and found his haggus!"- Steve Dwyer
" I love Midnight Vultures. It's like ice cream for my ears!"- Ben Peyton
" Reel Big Fish and Goldfinger!!, Im going to have a joygasm right now!"- N8
" I'll blow your horn if you will tickle my ivory!"~ The Amish Mullet
" I don't take what i can get, I go for what I want"- The Amish Mullet
Well, I do like pot. And pot does help you think of some cool stuff. Like sex? You know God was stoned...
" Dude, Corky was the man. He did so much for people who are handicapped. What Corky was to the downsyndrome community, Sinatra was to the music community."~ Tanner
"My roomate is black, so there is always kool aid in the fridge." - Tanner
" Listening to Bob is so cool when your high, because, it's like talking to the Pope when your taking Communion"-Dylan Snyder
"When people read this, they will be like wow, if I was an analogy maker, I'd smoke alot of pot"
"I'm about to make like a fetus and head out"
- B.G.D
" I'd rather have a monkey than food."- Leif Brown " When two people are in a relationship, they must relate "- The Amish Mullet " I drank five rum and cokes and decided to buy a monkey!" R.G. 
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